Sunday, January 31, 2010

the invention of lying.



imagine if everyone told the truth, all the time.
how amazing would that world be!?
i don't think anyone would ever get hurt, cos everyone would know the truth, all the time.
it'd be like a land of rainbows and leprechauns.

'I'M IRISH AND YOU CAN'T EAT POTATOES'

'I'M AUSTRALIAN AND YOU CAN'T EAT KANGAROO PENIS'
'WELL HE'S AN ARAB'
'NO I'M NOT'
'YOU'RE AN IRAQI'

'EXACTLY.'

hands down, the best conversation i've had so far in 2010.

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