my tin would like some milk.

Fuck valentine's day. It's bloody Chinese new year. I intend to go out dressed as a dragon.

Dear Emily,
Stop living in the past. You're friends from a year ago are gone, you will not get them back. They are the funniest people you know, but they will all probably fuck up at some point. So it's okay. Don't forget them though. They made you who you are today.
She is pathetic, so laugh at her patheticness. Then laugh at how your mother said she looks like a duck. Then laugh at how she also said you're incest. Laugh again at how pathetic she is and feel a bit better about yourself.
Don't do naughty things, they either make you sick or feel extremely guilty.
Stick with your family, because one thing that stays true throughout is that they will not leave you. You are in fact stuck with them til the day you die. So look forward to babysitting, look forward to making cakes with your nan, look forward to Lucy coming in at one in the morning and talking to you about sex. My family are bloody class, i'll tell you that.
Do your work or i may shoot your foot off.
And finally, that childhood friend, who knows where it's going love?